Conversation with my sister...

She Said: "I just colored my hair darker yesterday... I'm afraid it's too dark though, because a friend stopped by mid-way through the process and I left the stuff on 40 min. longer than I was supposed to... I hoping that if I wash it several times it'll lighten up a bit, because right now it's almost black!"

I Said: "I'm picturing Elvira right now."

She Said: "Well, it's not quite that bad."

I Said: "I don't dare color or put any chemicals on my hair anymore."

She Said: "Why not?"

I Said: "Because my hair is like a Christmas tree in January... All I have to do is move and there are needles, I mean hairs all over the floor... This getting old stuff really sucks!"