Friday, August 25, 2006


Newlywed Girl has now become 'Want to run/walk a marathon? Girl'
Our e-mail conversations have gone something like this:

Newlywed Girl: Not sure if you'd be up for this or not...but I thought we could see...I have ran one of these about 4 years ago and said I WOULD NEVER DO IT EVER AGAIN...but then I was thinking, if I could walk and had someone to chat with...hmmm...let me know what you think? It would be another great goal to complete...and it would kick us in the butt to get ready for the tough holidays!!

Then she includes a link to the Baltimore Marathon.

My Reply: I was SO up for the challenge (walking, not running of course... because I'm NO runner!)... However, the day of the marathon is the same day we're hosting the '3rd Annual Jerry Blystone Memorial Golf Tournament'... Which means roughly 25 or 30 people at my house, some for the whole weekend... Major Bummer, because I've always wanted to try a marathon of some sort... Not running mind you, never running!... But walking and chatting sounds quite lovely! Are there any other walk/run events coming up?

So she sends me this...

Newlywed Girl: Ok...well I have found it. Here is a 15K in Wilmington the 8th of October, so that is like 9 miles...then there is the Philly Half Marathon on the 19th of November. So you up for these? Because I figure we can get our legs going and warm up at the one in October, and then work our way up to the Half Marathon. Let me know what you think, here is the link to the one in October. and here is the link to the Philadelphia one.

I'm no slouch so I send this back...

My Reply: I could do 9 miles NO PROBLEM.... No running though, we have established the NO RUNNING correct? I think this is an EXCELLENT opportunity for us to further our agenda at weight loss and overall fitness! So, I'm IN!!!

SOoooo, I've never done this before... it looks like we register online? I'll write it in sharpie on the calendar and give it a go... The way I see it is this... If we feel like the Oct. event is a success then we'll register for the Philly event... Sound good? We are SO going to be rockin' our svelte bodies and slim new jeans come January!

And This...

Me: BTW,
Does it worry you at all that this event it sponsored by a RUNNING CLUB?

And This...

Me: OMG, Look at all the pictures of people RUNNING!!!! I couldn't find ANY walkers???
Click Me

And then I started getting silly.

Me: ...Okay, maybe these two... That look of pain? Yeah, that'll be me... The one in the green.
Click Me

By this time I'd lost all self control and sent her this...

Me: I call this one 'Nipples'
Click Me

I'm not sure where this is all going to lead but this morning I sent her this...

Me: I think I'd die of embarressment if in my first marathon I came in a couple of hours behind the rest of the group... Die I tell you... Just DIE!

Perhaps there's some nice little marathon for people with prosthetic legs or some such thing? Can we start out with something like that?

I'll keep you all posted!


Blogger Newleywed Girl said...

Check your email...b/c there was a minor mistake in mine from last night. DIE, nah, you'd be ok, b/c we'd be finishing last together...and I'll let you cross the line in front of me if you want and then you can be second to last :) hehehe...

9:13 AM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger lime said...

LOL, most major races have a walkers division and a modified division for handicapped, if i recall correctly from my hubby's racing days. don't let the pictures dissuade you. oh and if yousee 'nipples' slap her for me. no one is allowed to look that svelte and happy after a marathon.

1:10 PM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger M said...

we have some post-race blog updates to look forward to now!

5:55 PM, August 25, 2006  
Anonymous Linda said...

We have a Jacksonville marathon, you can come and run here. One year, we saw a guy running/walking/staggering, three hours after the race was over. We beeped the horn, we yelled, we cheered him mightily. Trust me darlin', I would yell like crazy for you, and your friend, bring her too. Linda

8:24 PM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger Margie Blystone said...

M - I'm sure I'll photojournal the event with pictures of me looking like death!

10:10 AM, August 26, 2006  
Blogger Margie Blystone said...

Linda... Oh I KNOW you would cheer... But didn't you READ the post?... RUNNING??? NO, There will be NO RUNNING!!!

10:12 AM, August 26, 2006  

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