Because I didn't get to post much while on vacation and also because this made me snort out loud...

Lifted From: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/

Titles From Dr. Seuss's Brief Foray Into Realism.

BY JONATHAN BAUDE AND J. ALEX BOYD
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One Fish, Two Fish, Catfish, Grouper

Scrambled Eggs and Ham

Hop on a Trampoline While Pop Watches

There's Some Spare Change in My Pocket!

The one that made me snort!

Oh, the Places You'll Wish You'd Gone When You're Old and Dying!

The Cat in the Litter Box