Guess it's just a 'Dad' thing...
Dad: "So are you excited about this concert you're going to next week?"
Daughter: "Yeah!"
Dad: "You're going to see 'Far Out Boys', right?"
Daughter: (immense eye rolling) "NO Daaaaad, we're going to see 'Fall Out Boy'!"
Dad: "Who? 'Fall Over Boys'?"
Daughter: (louder) "I said, FAaaallll... Ouuuuuutttt... Boyyyyyyy!!!"
Dad: "Oh, I see... 'Fall Out Boys'... Let me get this straight, they sing that song 'Skater Boy'... Right?"
Daughter: (clearly disgusted) "No Daaaad, you're thinking of 'Avril Lavigne'... 'Fall Out BOY' sings 'Thanks for the memories' and a bunch of other songs I like!"
Dad: "Oh, so who's in the group 'Avril Lavigne'?
Daughter: (throws hands up in the air and walks out of the room.)
Mom: "Why do you do that to her? You KNOW who 'Fall Out Boy' is AND you KNOW 'Avril Lavigne' is a female artist who sings 'Sk8tr Boy.'
Dad: "Because I'm having fun playing the part of 'Clueless Dad."
Mom: "You mean to tell me, when my dad pulled that crap with me it was all an act?"
Dad: "Yeah... At least I'm pretty sure it was when MY dad used to do it to ME."
Daughter: "Yeah!"
Dad: "You're going to see 'Far Out Boys', right?"
Daughter: (immense eye rolling) "NO Daaaaad, we're going to see 'Fall Out Boy'!"
Dad: "Who? 'Fall Over Boys'?"
Daughter: (louder) "I said, FAaaallll... Ouuuuuutttt... Boyyyyyyy!!!"
Dad: "Oh, I see... 'Fall Out Boys'... Let me get this straight, they sing that song 'Skater Boy'... Right?"
Daughter: (clearly disgusted) "No Daaaad, you're thinking of 'Avril Lavigne'... 'Fall Out BOY' sings 'Thanks for the memories' and a bunch of other songs I like!"
Dad: "Oh, so who's in the group 'Avril Lavigne'?
Daughter: (throws hands up in the air and walks out of the room.)
Mom: "Why do you do that to her? You KNOW who 'Fall Out Boy' is AND you KNOW 'Avril Lavigne' is a female artist who sings 'Sk8tr Boy.'
Dad: "Because I'm having fun playing the part of 'Clueless Dad."
Mom: "You mean to tell me, when my dad pulled that crap with me it was all an act?"
Dad: "Yeah... At least I'm pretty sure it was when MY dad used to do it to ME."
Labels: absurdities, Family, Humor
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