I'm no Star Trek fan, but it's like this...

The following should be imagined in the voice of Captain Kirk:

"Need to clean.... Must...tear...myself...away from... computer!"

"AAaaahhh, can't... fight... the force which... holds me ... captive in... this... chair!"

"Floor... so... dirty... must vacuum!"

"Yet, Amazon.... might... hold... the key... to a perfect.... Christ-mas...Arrrgghh!"


Stay tuned for the next episode... Will enough power be summoned to break the phenomenal force controlling all upward mobility in order to fight the restraints of the computer desk?... Or is our hero doomed to failure... A fate in which the grime prevails?