Conversation between the jeans in my closet...
Pair #1: "I really don't think I can take much more of this... My seams are stretched beyond all reason."
Pair #2: "I'm okay with it, I guess. After a washing, it can be quite painful at first, but once she does a few deep knee bends I'm able to stretch out enough so I can pretty much relax.
Pair #3: "You two are lucky... At least you get to see the outside of the closet once in a while! She outgrew me months ago and the way things are going I'll end up with hanger creases for the rest of my days.
Pair #1 to Pair #3: Always complaining #3... At least you don't need to worry about stretched-out pocket seams... I'm beginning to look rediculous!
A low booming voice sounds from the top shelf at the back of the closet... Oh HORROR, it's the FAT JEANS.... "MMmmwwwwhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!! My reign is nigh... I'm going to over-take you ALL!"
Pair #2: "I'm okay with it, I guess. After a washing, it can be quite painful at first, but once she does a few deep knee bends I'm able to stretch out enough so I can pretty much relax.
Pair #3: "You two are lucky... At least you get to see the outside of the closet once in a while! She outgrew me months ago and the way things are going I'll end up with hanger creases for the rest of my days.
Pair #1 to Pair #3: Always complaining #3... At least you don't need to worry about stretched-out pocket seams... I'm beginning to look rediculous!
A low booming voice sounds from the top shelf at the back of the closet... Oh HORROR, it's the FAT JEANS.... "MMmmwwwwhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!! My reign is nigh... I'm going to over-take you ALL!"
Labels: Humor
posted by EmBee at 7:35 AM
2 Comments:
Hey!!! what were you doing in MY closet????
LMAO!
Oh Lime, our jeans would be perfect pals, I can just tell!
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