Signs
The sign at a pet store in our area features the following message:
Jesus is Coming!
Free Guinea Pigs & Turtles
Good to know, I guess?
Labels: absurdities, Humor
You can't leave footprints in the sand if you're sitting on your butt... And who wants to leave buttprints in the sand.
Labels: absurdities, Humor
6 Comments:
one could interpret that to mean jesus wants all the guinea pigs and turtles liberated before his return, no?
That sounds like an excellent explanation Lime!
Perhaps we are to use the Guinea pigs and turtles in some sort of welcoming parade. You know, dress them up, make floats...
Hmm.. the Jesus part seems kind of irrelevant.
Obviously your LDS upbringing has left you ignorant of John 27:2 "and lo, He shall return, and his pathway shall be lined with small rodents and testudines. Chargeth ye not for the unclean creatures in the final days."
A parade for Jesus... Nice idea WM.
Especially if you're a 10 yr. old on a budget, right Thinker?
Hey Amy, that was Revelations 16:9... Don't tell me I don't know my Bible lady!
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